My best friend sent me these questions……Interesting……

 

  • Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
  • Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
  • Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
  • Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes – Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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Saturday, July 6th, 2013
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